25 May “The Biden Crime Family”
“I still can’t believe the senile old man pardoned his son,” the first man said, as he sipped on his Kool-Aid. “I hate to pick on Sleepy Joe since he has cancer and all, but, nevertheless, Hunter Biden is nothing but a drug-addicted, shiftless, whoring wretch who made millions for himself selling the family name.”
“Joe was in on it in a big way—although my thoughts and prayers go out to his prostate,” added the other guy, taking a swig of the sweet red stuff in his own glass.
“Yeah, the poor, old man never had a real job in his life, and now he’s going to die rich, God rest his soul. All of it was ill-gotten gains. He’s the leader of the Biden Crime Family, you know.”
They went on like this for quite some time, all the while chugging cups of ruby-hued juice. Then it really got weird.
Mistaken Identity
“The Democrats always have been the party of waste, fraud, and abuse!” the first guy declared, noting that it was an amazing thing that Elon Musk’s DOGE boys were able to overcome the Deep State and stop it.
“Don’t forget corruption!” his colleague added.
“Yep. Now I hear that when Hunter was running around peddling influence, he was riding on a big, fancy airplane provided by some country called Quarter or something – I don’t even know where that is. Yes sir, the Biden Crime Family accepted an airplane bribe,” one of them sputtered in disgust.
“The free jet from Qatar was bad, but the Biden Corrupt Crypto Bucks were worse,” said the other. “They even held a dinner for the rich rats who lined Old Joe’s pockets by buying the stuff. You can’t get more corrupt than that!”
They were on a roll now. “He even put Fake Doctor Jill’s name on a crypto coin,” one expectorated.
“You know why Biden did that,” his buddy said, taking another sip. “He admitted he’s not sure he has a duty to follow the Constitution! Unbelievable!! How could this guy even have gotten elected!!! Didn’t he put his hand on the Bible and swear to uphold it?”
“Doesn’t even believe in due process,” his cohort elaborated.
“Speaking of waste, did you hear that the Biden Crime Family wanted to put on a military parade for his birthday, at a cost of, like, $45 mill?” asserted the one. “At least he wasn’t using that government money to fund his golf habit!” noted the other, sarcastically.
“Bad enough that he pardoned Hunter, but then he even used the feds to go after his enemies, like Harvard. That’s what I call lawfare!” decried that first (and most up on the news) of the two Kool-Aid drinkers.
“Well, he had his own cronies from CNN and MSNBC running all the departments,” the second guy guffawed. “You expect him to be getting good advice?”
“Worst of all was the Defense Department!” exclaimed the first. “When you put a fake news guy who never led anything in charge of our USA military, no surprise, pretty soon you got war plans discussed on chat apps. With emojis!”
“And, on the subject of fraud and abuse, don’t forget, Biden personally was snooping around in IRS and Social Security records, looking for dirt on us,” he declared. “Good thing President Trump came in and put Musk in charge of stopping that corruption, by golly.”
Then I Butted In
Finally, I could not take this cardinal-colored mutual sharing of misinformation any longer. “Excuse me,” I said, “but I couldn’t help overhearing your conversation.”
“Who are you?” they asked me in unison.
“Well, I’m the writer of the Principle Based Politics blog, so your discussion of politics – particularly waste, fraud, abuse, and corruption – was of great interest to me. And, I feel compelled to inform you that it wasn’t Joe Biden who did any of the things you mentioned after the part about pardoning his son Hunter. It was the current president and his administration.”
They looked at me in a way that morphed quickly from incomprehension to suspicion to anger. “If you are saying Donald Trump did any of these things, you must be a Republican in Name Only, and you clearly have Trump Derangement Syndrome,” the first guy responded.
“That’s RHINO and STD,” in case you can’t spell,” clarified the second.
The more Kool-Aid one drinks, the harder it is to see facts clearly, apparently.
Written by Quentin R. Wittrock, founder of Principle Based Politics.
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